#WaPoDeathNotices - Twitter Mocks The Washington Post Over Its al-Baghdadi Obituary

Twitter ^ | October 27, 2019 | The Twitterati

[SIDENET]

“Charles Manson, club leader and motivational speaker, dies at 83.”

Also a devoted family man.

[Buttons12]

I’m counting down to the “Hitler Finds Out” video, should be along any minute now. :D

[ml/nj]

Thanks to all posting these tweets here. Twitter locked me out for advocating that Adam Schiff get due process of law.

ML/NJ

[reintarnation]

I'll just add this here...

[miliantnutcase]

“Josef Mengele, renowned child psychologist and humanitarian dies at 67.”

“John Dillinger, who loved ladies in red, another victim of Chicago gun violence this weekend.”

ROFL

[left that other site]

This one is for real, from Wikipedia:

"Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin[b] (born Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili;[a] 18 December [O.S. 6 December] 1878[1] – 5 March 1953) was a Georgian revolutionary and Soviet politician who led the Soviet Union from the mid–1920s until 1953 as General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union (1922–1952) and Premier (1941–1953). Despite initially governing the Soviet Union as part of a collective leadership, he eventually consolidated power to become the country’s de facto dictator by the 1930s. A communist ideologically committed to the Leninist interpretation of Marxism, Stalin formalised these ideas as Marxism–Leninism, while his own policies are known as Stalinism."

Somehow, in a deranged quest to appear impartial, the opening paragraph comes off as factual, but comically euphemistic. The only slightly negative connotations can be gleaned from a few words; "dictator" "communist" and perhaps "power". But to a socialist, even those words are probably not particularly offensive. (They are to ME, though!)

I am surprised it didn't read "heroic and fearless revolutionary, former seminarian, architectural innovator, WW2 Ally, and lover of children" somewhere in the article.

[Freee-dame]

Textbooks in some school districts in the USA the last century said that Stalin “industrialized Russia.” This was true, but was done with gulag labor which was not mentioned.

[Jeff Chandler]

Klaus Barbie, husband, devoted father, wine connoisseur, and three-time ballroom dancing champion.

[RooRoobird20]

LMAO, love it!!!!

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

Mao Zedong, gentleman, scholar, accomplished innovator of resources, visionary on the importance of human life, dies at 82 #WashPostOrbits #WashingtonPostOrbits #WaPoDeathNotices

[xp38]

The killing of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi was austerity enhancement.

[BobL]

When I first read that, I was CONVINCED that it was The Onion having fun with the Left again.

This is LEGENDARY!

[grey_whiskers]

Kinda related:

Richard Allen Claybrook Sr.,, beloved father, registers to vote after having died in 1987.

He fought in World War II. He died in 2014. And he just registered to vote in Va.

(from ...the Washington Post).

[M Kehoe]

Bttt.

5.56mm

[Rebelbase]

Joseph Stalin, humanitarian, agricultural reformer, champion of individual rights....

[grey_whiskers]

#FAKENEWS

[Mr. Mojo]

<< Adolf Hitler, painter, artist, scholar and vegetarian....>>

...and road builder.

[samtheman]

John Wayne Gacy, boys club enthusiast...

[grey_whiskers]

The Washington Compost Presents:

Whose HEADline is it anyway?

The newspaper where the headlines are made up and the facts don’t matter.