No, I'd bet the criminal love the lawyers, and are always badgering them for advice. "Jailhouse Lawyer" on steroids.
If you were part of the O.J. Dream Team, yeah, you likely do okay behind bars.
If you are:
- A prosecutor (one of them sent me in here in the first place)
- A public defender (one of them screwed-up my case which is why I’m here)
- A divorce lawyer (I’ll never quit paying alimony once I get out of here)
...not so much