If I am at a restaurant, enjoying a fine cooked fare, and this woman were to start something with me, she had better check my table first, to make sure there are no unused forks!! I do not condone nor excuse her kind of crap!!
I would be inclined first to dip the fork into the hottest hot sauce at hand before beginning to insert it with gusto
...re-dipping as needed, of course
So does that mean they have to ban forks?