“Really funny. Of course who pages anymore?”
When the phones were out and about on the floor of department stores more than 20 years ago, I would use an unoccupied one to page my then-fiancee, as I would tend to wander off.
My personal favorite ran in a local newspaper. A student was interviewed about a local HS basketball game and he said that he and his friend “Stew Pidazz” wouldn’t have missed it for anything.