[xzins]

After hearing about the price of gasoline in California, I’d be loading up my truck and moving to Tennessee.

Their taxes are cruel and unusual punishment.

[bert]

Well, you’ll be welcome in Tennessee

http://movetokingsport.com/

[P-Marlowe]

I’d love to move to Nashville, but I have too much stuff. Maybe I should start selling it to pay my taxes, then when I’ve got nothing left to sell, i’ll take a ride on the Chattanooga Choo Choo and try to get some work as a studio musician.