[DannyTN]

Hunter will be right with you after he comes down from his high. Suggested Responses for Hunter:

1. Look Dad set this thing up, I just collect the checks.
2. I don't know nothing about Ukraine. Never even been there.
3. Trump shouldn't be looking into our corruption while Dad is running for President.
4. Pelosi's son was on a Ukraine board too.
5. Everybody's doing it.
6. The approval was on Hillary's email server.
7. I was framed by Giuliani
8. I didn't intend to launder money.
9. Well yeah, I took the money, was that wrong?
10. I'm an energy mastermind. I deserved every penny.
11. Want some crack?
12. Obama said it was okay.
13. That was a Ukraine company? I thought it was Mexican.
14. That's nothing, look at how much China an Romania paid me.
15. This is all Corp Pop's fault.

Then again, maybe Hunter would be better off fleeing the country and staying silent.

[cgbg]

Hunter will be happy to talk—in exchange for a lifetime supply of coke!

[poconopundit]

PING! Excellent list of Hunter excuses!

Reason 16. Pop felt working in Ukraine would broaden my love interests beyond Biden Family widows.

[DannyTN]

Correction
15. This is all Corn Pop’s fault.