was on bourbon street one drunk and stoned night watching the ladies earn their beads. Half way down the main strip there were three mounted cops on horses that had the biggest asses; they could have been elephants. The street was packed. we could hardly move, but when the horses moved, all of a sudden there was a clear path.
If a horse steps on your little old tennis shoe you will know it immediately. I’ve had horses for years, if your gonna mess with them much steel toed boots are a must. If one ever means it and puts the chompers on you, you’ll definitely know it. They are a great animal but you don’t want one in your lap. Oh and the guy on it is armed.