Posted on 09/26/2019 2:57:00 PM PDT by Rummyfan
Thunberg think Lisa Simpson crossed with Bane told the United Nations, You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words. Nah. On the contrary, Thunbergs life has coincided with what are almost certainly the 16 best years in the entire history of humanity. If she wants to talk hard times, wait till she hears about my childhood, when grown-ups thought it was perfectly fine to move millions of machines around that spewed lead into their kids lungs. And mine of course, was the luckiest of all generations to that point.
Thunberg sailed to the U.S. on her famously eco-friendly yacht Publicity Stunt, which we later learned required two Europeans to fly over here to retrieve it. In the gonzo math of climate change, two flights plus a water crossing produce fewer moral emissions than one flight. The Thunbergians declared she would make up for this by buying climate credits, which is also what Al Gore and Leo DiCaprio say when theyre getting on a Gulfstream to fly to their next conference. If she just wanted to deliver a speech, though, why didnt she spend the time it takes to cross the Atlantic planting trees instead and then speak unto us all from her bedroom? Maybe because teen uploads YouTube video is a stretch for even CNN to label BREAKING.
Like many a 16-year-old before her, Thunberg merely skimmed her assigned reading and has only a Cliffs Notes understanding of the IPCC report on climate change, which she incorrectly characterized as giving us eleven years before the start of an irreversible chain reaction beyond human control. The report just doesnt say that. The Thunbergians are to science what the Branch Davidians were to religion.
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Eco-Nazi Bint....
I want an Oompa Loompa! I want an Oompa Loompa NOW!!
She is a useful idiot.
I thought that was Anabelle from The Conjuring..
Bane, the Presa Canario, mate of Hera, killer of Diane Whipple back in January of 2001?
Her IG says she has Asperger’s. I think she actually has Assholer’s, contracted from prolonged contact with Leftist climate alarmists.
She reminds me more of the little girl character Tuesday from the Addams Family.
Is that her tongue she’s got planted in her cheek as the President walks by, or is it someone’s d*ck?
Ever notice how these whack jobs all speak out of the side of their mouth. She’s gonna grow up to look like Rachel Maddow.
I fondly remember those days. Most cars had no air conditioning, no seat belts and no headrests. We rode around with the windows wide open, free to slide around on bench seats. Or, in my family's case, us kids slid around in the back deck of our station wagon with the tailgate window up and open. The smell of gas fumes coming in was exhilarating. I remember long rides on vacation, our father driving on mountain roads while once in a while a blanket would begin flying out the rear open tailgate window and us kids would grab at it and yank it in.
We were all reckless back then, and we loved it. Kids nowadays are too coddled, strapped into car seats, with air conditioning and the windows rolled up, told it's for their own good and not allowed to take risks. All they do is whine and complain.
I don't want a Greta yelling in my face, telling me to stop using cars, gasoline, and products meant for our enjoyment on Earth. The Earth can take care of itself, it will do just fine even with us around.
“She reminds me more of the little girl character Tuesday from the Addams Family.”
I think I must have watched that show a day after you did.
Scary kid. If looks could kill.
Other kid: "You look like you're dressed for a funeral."
Tuesday: "Just wait..."
Wednesday.
Yeh, then.
To get a hint of what she and her fellow travelers are capable of once critical mass is achieved, just do some google on Red Guard Chinese Cultural Revolution.
Those were youngsters too, for the most part. Started off with middle schoolers.
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