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Greta Thunberg: Lisa Simpson Crossed with Bane
NRO ^ | 26 Sep 2019 | Kyle Smith

Posted on 09/26/2019 2:57:00 PM PDT by Rummyfan

Thunberg — think Lisa Simpson crossed with Bane — told the United Nations, “You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words.” Nah. On the contrary, Thunberg’s life has coincided with what are almost certainly the 16 best years in the entire history of humanity. If she wants to talk hard times, wait till she hears about my childhood, when grown-ups thought it was perfectly fine to move millions of machines around that spewed lead into their kids’ lungs. And mine of course, was the luckiest of all generations to that point.

Thunberg sailed to the U.S. on her famously eco-friendly yacht Publicity Stunt, which we later learned required two Europeans to fly over here to retrieve it. In the gonzo math of climate change, two flights plus a water crossing produce fewer moral emissions than one flight. The Thunbergians declared she would make up for this by buying climate credits, which is also what Al Gore and Leo DiCaprio say when they’re getting on a Gulfstream to fly to their next conference. If she just wanted to deliver a speech, though, why didn’t she spend the time it takes to cross the Atlantic planting trees instead and then speak unto us all from her bedroom? Maybe because “teen uploads YouTube video” is a stretch for even CNN to label BREAKING.

Like many a 16-year-old before her, Thunberg merely skimmed her assigned reading and has only a Cliff’s Notes understanding of the IPCC report on climate change, which she incorrectly characterized as giving us eleven years before the start of “an irreversible chain reaction beyond human control.” The report just doesn’t say that. The Thunbergians are to science what the Branch Davidians were to religion.

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Eco-Nazi Bint....

1 posted on 09/26/2019 2:57:00 PM PDT by Rummyfan
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I want an Oompa Loompa! I want an Oompa Loompa NOW!!


2 posted on 09/26/2019 3:00:04 PM PDT by trublu
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Thunberg’s life has coincided with what are almost certainly the 16 best years in the entire history of humanity.

She is a useful idiot.

3 posted on 09/26/2019 3:01:01 PM PDT by VRW Conspirator (NuRulz)
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I thought that was Anabelle from The Conjuring..


4 posted on 09/26/2019 3:01:56 PM PDT by max americana (Fired ONE libtard at work at every election since 2008 because I enjoy it. I hope every lib die.)
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5 posted on 09/26/2019 3:04:03 PM PDT by Crazieman (Civil war is near certain now.)
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Climate Hoax!:
6 posted on 09/26/2019 3:05:24 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (The line that separates satire and Democrats and Stupidity has vanished. (thanks to jonascord)!)
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Bane, the Presa Canario, mate of Hera, killer of Diane Whipple back in January of 2001?


7 posted on 09/26/2019 3:05:43 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
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Her IG says she has Asperger’s. I think she actually has Assholer’s, contracted from prolonged contact with Leftist climate alarmists.


8 posted on 09/26/2019 3:06:22 PM PDT by twister881
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Thunberg's address very similar to this one from... 1992!

Severn Cullis-Suzuki

9 posted on 09/26/2019 3:06:26 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
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Climate Hoax/Host!:


10 posted on 09/26/2019 3:08:06 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (The line that separates satire and Democrats and Stupidity has vanished. (thanks to jonascord)!)
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She reminds me more of the little girl character “Tuesday” from the Addams Family.


11 posted on 09/26/2019 3:11:28 PM PDT by Skybird
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Is that her tongue she’s got planted in her cheek as the President walks by, or is it someone’s d*ck?


12 posted on 09/26/2019 3:12:54 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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Unscripted

https://youtu.be/0bwLt_5t73g


13 posted on 09/26/2019 3:15:41 PM PDT by HollyB
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Ever notice how these whack jobs all speak out of the side of their mouth. She’s gonna grow up to look like Rachel Maddow.


14 posted on 09/26/2019 3:18:07 PM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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If she wants to talk hard times, wait till she hears about my childhood, when grown-ups thought it was perfectly fine to move millions of machines around that spewed lead into their kids’ lungs.

I fondly remember those days. Most cars had no air conditioning, no seat belts and no headrests. We rode around with the windows wide open, free to slide around on bench seats. Or, in my family's case, us kids slid around in the back deck of our station wagon with the tailgate window up and open. The smell of gas fumes coming in was exhilarating. I remember long rides on vacation, our father driving on mountain roads while once in a while a blanket would begin flying out the rear open tailgate window and us kids would grab at it and yank it in.

We were all reckless back then, and we loved it. Kids nowadays are too coddled, strapped into car seats, with air conditioning and the windows rolled up, told it's for their own good and not allowed to take risks. All they do is whine and complain.

I don't want a Greta yelling in my face, telling me to stop using cars, gasoline, and products meant for our enjoyment on Earth. The Earth can take care of itself, it will do just fine even with us around.

15 posted on 09/26/2019 3:20:22 PM PDT by roadcat
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“She reminds me more of the little girl character “Tuesday” from the Addams Family.”

I think I must have watched that show a day after you did.


16 posted on 09/26/2019 3:23:39 PM PDT by rightwingcrazy (;-)
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She reminds me more of the little girl character “Tuesday” from the Addams Family.

Scary kid. If looks could kill.

Other kid: "You look like you're dressed for a funeral."
Tuesday: "Just wait..."

17 posted on 09/26/2019 3:25:08 PM PDT by roadcat
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Wednesday.


18 posted on 09/26/2019 3:25:19 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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Yeh, then.


19 posted on 09/26/2019 3:26:22 PM PDT by rightwingcrazy (;-)
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To get a hint of what she and her fellow travelers are capable of once critical mass is achieved, just do some google on Red Guard Chinese Cultural Revolution.

Those were youngsters too, for the most part. Started off with middle schoolers.


20 posted on 09/26/2019 3:28:50 PM PDT by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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