I stand ready to join any central PA militia, but I will need to stop marching to pee at least every 20 minutes related to a prostate the size of a walnut.
I always memorize bathroom locations.
When you feel the urge to go at 20 minutes, put it off until 21 minutes and the problem will solve itself. It is kinds wet on the pants though.
HAHAHAHA I will still be out there with my brain stimulation wires. I may be drooling on myself, but I do have medical training and can start an IV in a heart beat..
Personally if it came to that, I’d just head to the timber, hunt and fish till things quiet down. Actually sounds kinda peaceful to me.