1) Kill babies
2) Destroy families, churches, traditional institutions.
3) Implement Socialism/confiscate private property, kill all business.
4) Normalize/protect fellow queers, child-molesters and rapists.
5) Politicize every issue and substance known to man.
6) Ban everything including cars, airplanes and cows/kill liberty and freedom.
I'll leave a few for the others.
They counter with:
1. Eliminates unwanted feminine tissues
2. Destroys the patriarchy that is holding people of color down.
3. Takes the spoils of the exploited workers labor away from the bourgeois running dogs.
4. Remove the stigma from the suppressed sexually expressive.
5. Fights robber barons and white supremacists because politics are everything to them.
6. Returns Motha Erf to her pristine state before religious oppressive conservatives ruined her.