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'Absolute theological bankruptcy': Union Theo Seminary students confess climate sins to plants
Washington Examiner ^
| September 18, 2019
| Jon Brown
Posted on 09/19/2019 11:20:41 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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I can't help but confess regularly to a couple of strong, tall Oak trees near my home of my desire to display Marxist Socialists on them, I hope this counts ...
To: Navy Patriot; SkyPilot; Roman_War_Criminal; null and void; metmom
[”Today in chapel, we confessed to plants,” the nation’s oldest independent seminary declared Tuesday on Twitter. “Together, we held our grief, joy, regret, hope, guilt and sorrow in prayer; offering them to the beings who sustain us but whose gift we too often fail to honor. What do you confess to the plants in your life?”]
All hail to Gaia, eh liberals?
The spirit of antichrist at work in the Latter Days.
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posted on
09/19/2019 11:23:04 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Navy Patriot
That would provide fertilizer for the trees. A very green thing to do.
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posted on
09/19/2019 11:23:10 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Navy Patriot
Width setting on purpose - as it often is
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posted on
09/19/2019 11:24:45 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Navy Patriot
I ate some asparagus and now my pee smells. But I didn’t get the farts.
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posted on
09/19/2019 11:25:07 AM PDT
by
Drango
(1776 = 2020)
To: Navy Patriot
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posted on
09/19/2019 11:25:16 AM PDT
by
lightman
(Byzantine Troparia: The "praise choruses" of antiquity.)
To: Navy Patriot
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posted on
09/19/2019 11:25:38 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: DannyTN; dfwgator
[That would provide fertilizer for the trees. A very green thing to do.]
Just ask Amber Tamblyn
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posted on
09/19/2019 11:26:08 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Navy Patriot
I think we should work hard to convince the far left that being vegan is not enough, they cannot eat plants either. When they die off from starvation, we can use their corpses for plant food.
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posted on
09/19/2019 11:26:37 AM PDT
by
Bubba_Leroy
(The Obamanation has ended!)
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posted on
09/19/2019 11:26:44 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Navy Patriot
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posted on
09/19/2019 11:27:02 AM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
To: Bubba_Leroy
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posted on
09/19/2019 11:28:35 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Navy Patriot
I’m awful sorry, Mr. Cornstalk, but I’m going to cut you off above your roots, which I will allow to wither and die. Then I’ll cut off all your seed pods. Then I’ll take your seed and either roast it and then eat it or I’ll grind it into powder and then bake it and eat it. Nothing personal, though.
To: Navy Patriot
Assuming that this school prepares people for the UU brand of paganism.
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posted on
09/19/2019 11:33:23 AM PDT
by
lurk
To: Navy Patriot
When I see trees I see and smell furniture being made in my shop.
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posted on
09/19/2019 11:34:04 AM PDT
by
lurk
To: All
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posted on
09/19/2019 11:35:25 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Navy Patriot
Assuming that ridiculous notion that plants are even sentient, why apologize to THESE plants?
These plants have been raised, fed and protected by humans. How were they. harmed? They should be thanking humans!
Its an act of pure narcissism by these freaks.
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posted on
09/19/2019 11:35:49 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: SaveFerris
Not just any plant.
House plants.
To: colorado tanker
I often pray that my corn will produce a really nice batch of ... fuel for my tractor, does that count?
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09/19/2019 11:37:28 AM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(America NEEDS Mob Rule, another European and Mid East World War and a universal Draft)
To: Black Agnes
How dare they imprison those plants in their homes, set them free!
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posted on
09/19/2019 11:39:34 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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