Even if I never heard where Biden stands on the issues, I would call him unelectable for these reasons:
1. The endless gaffes.
2. His reputation for plagiarism.
3. Those creepy pictures of him touching girls.
4. He ran twice for president and lost already.
5. And most of all — he’s too old, and the voters are tired of career politicians like him.
Sounds like the ideal candidate. The only difference between Biden and Zero is #3 (Zero preferred boys), #2 (Zero won), and his age (#5). Facts about Zero were never available, just spin and PR.