[Bethaneidh]

You’re gouging on you prices if

You charge more than the rest.

But it’s unfair competition

If you think you can charge less.

“A second point that we would make

To help avoid confusion:

Don’t try to charge the same amount:

That would be collusion!

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[TBP]

You must compete. But not too much

For if you do, you see,

Then the market would be yours

And that’s monopoly!”

Price too high? Or price too low?

Now, which charge did they make?

Well, they weren’t loath to charging both

With Public Good at stake!