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“Climate Change” Is A Hoax
Townhall.com ^ | September 9, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 09/12/2019 5:02:28 AM PDT by Kaslin

I hate science, evidently, because I’m woke to the manifest truth about what the leftist elite currently calls “climate change." It is the second most staggering fraud ever perpetrated upon the American people after the media’s promotion of the unstoppable candidacy of Beto (who is a furry). Like some suckers still do, I once believed that “science” was a rigorous process where you tested theories and revised those theories in response to objective evidence. But in today’s shabby practice, “science” is just a package of self-serving lies buttressing the transnational liberal elite’s preferred narrative. Our alleged betters hope that labeling their propaganda “science” will science-shame you into silence about what everyone knows is a scam.

Nah. “Climate change” is a hoax. Come arrest me for felony denial.

Understand that the term “climate change” does not refer to actual meteorological phenomena but, rather, to the sordid rat-king of lies, scams and power grabs that we are commanded to accept as pagan gospel lest we burn to a crisp or drown or suffer...whatever the Armageddon du jour is. When you say “climate change is a grift,” and you should as often as possible, you are pointing out that this green-on-the-outside/red-on-the-inside fake frenzy is really just a set of intertwined grifts transparently designed to separate you from your freedom and your property in the name of somehow adjusting the weather.

Observing that “climate change” is steaming garbage served in a dirty ashtray is not disputing that the climate changes. That the climate is not static, and never could be static, is one of the myriad reasons that this whole idea is ridiculous. The planet gets hotter, it gets colder, sometimes quickly, sometimes over eons, and there are a bunch of reasons why, like the sun and volcanos. Human-produced carbon might be one of the factors, but there’s simply no evidence that it is a significant one. Of course, if they really cared about carbon, they would be up in arms about China and India, which are upping their output while we are slashing ours. Yet the object of their ire is your New York strip. Gosh, does that seem consistent with 1) someone truly concerned about atmospheric carbon, or 2) someone who trembles with joy at the notion of bossing around you rubes out in gun/Jesusland?

The underlying premise of their claims seems to be that there is a “right” temperature for the earth; watch them sputter when you enquire about that perfect setting for Earth’s thermostat. Remember, if you ask questions you hate “science.” If they did stop telling you how you hate “science” long enough to respond, they might explain that of course there’s no perfect temperature – it’s not like LA, where it’s always 72 degrees.

But then, what are they comparing the present climate to in order to declare that our climate is “getting worse?” If you establish a climate baseline, then you can compare what’s actually happening to the baseline and that might demonstrate that the whole thing is baloney. That would be awkward. It happened after Katrina. Oh, Katrina’s proof positive that Gaia is really ticked off and…and…and…then we had a bunch of years without much hurricane action at all. You might think that this would be evidence that maybe the climate wasn’t in chaos, and that they would be happy to be proven wrong, but no, it doesn’t work that way. Every time the weather fits the narrative, you see, it’s proof that the climate kooks are right, and every time the weather fails to fit the narrative, well, weather’s not climate. At least until the next heat wave or storm; then weather will totally be climate again.

Heads, you must give us all your freedom and money, and also tails, you must give us all your freedom and money.

Now, we’re being told that we’re all going to die in…I guess we’re down to what? About 11.5 years this go ‘round? Of course, we’ve been told many times that we’re doomed and the deadlines have come and gone with the doomsdayers not missing a beat. They’re like old timey Elmer Gantrys promising the apocalypse over and over again, with their hardcore true believers regularly showing up for the rapture over and over again no matter how many times the Four Horseman fail to turn up.

We haven’t even seen one horseman.

Back in the 70s, I remember we were promised an ice age if we didn’t give liberals our money and freedom. Then in the 80s, we were promised death by ozone hole if we didn’t give liberals our money and freedom, and then doom by acid rain if we didn’t give liberals our money and freedom. By the time they started promising that we were all gonna die from global warming if we didn’t give liberals our money and freedom, I was still wanting my ice age. It would be nice to have a white Christmas in LA.

So, where’s my damn ice age?

Oh right, only a climate denier – Climate, I deny thee! – might wonder why we should hand over one, ten, a hundred trillion bucks to people who have never once been right about their predictions. You evidently hate “science” if you expect the “science” people to be correct at least one time in a half-century.

And they’re not even good at short-term prognostication. Heck, for several days Hurricane Dorian was supposed to slam head on into Florida and then…it didn’t. The Obamas just bought a $15 million pad on the beach – what’s that say about their faith in “science?” But don’t worry, the guys batting .000 so far will definitely get the temperature in 2119 right if we only just write e them a huge check and transform ourselves from citizens to serfs.

That’s another big red flag – have you noticed how “science” always tells us that the only possible response to the climate hullabaloo is to give liberals exactly what they always wanted anyway? How lucky are the leftists to have had an existential problem drop in their laps where the only solution is to give them everything they could not otherwise convince us to give them? What a remarkable coincidence!

And what’s also weird is how nothing that we must do right now no time to debate it’s a crisis think o’ the children in any way inconveniences or calls for sacrifices from our climate crisis-pushing elite. Boy, they really scored with climate change – if they were going to manufacture a crisis in order to get the power and money they craved, how would they do it any differently?

Now, they might claim that they too will have to sacrifice to the Angry Weather Demon, but it’s unclear how. I suppose they might stop flying across the globe to climate finger-wagging festivals in private jets, but call me jaded for thinking that if it’s such a crisis today and they have not stopped doing it yet, they won’t stop jetting about down the road. Oh, but you will. You most definitely will stop flying and driving the vehicles you choose and eating cheeseburgers and using straws that don’t disintegrate into gummy sludge in your Dr. Pepper. But them? Pete Buttigieg explained away his zipping around in Gulfstreams as necessary because it is important for him to be pestering people in Des Moines. Bet you that pretty much everything our betters want to do will turn out to be “important.” And I’ll bet that nothing what you peasants want to do will.

One might think that if stopping carbon was important, you might want to explore nuclear power. But you would think wrong. After all, if there’s plenty of electrical power, the elite loses the political power that comes from divvying up a scarce resource. If they control the power, they control you. Cheap, plentiful power makes you freer, which is a bug, not a feature.

Oh, and those many millions of people in Middle America who directly or indirectly rely on fracking and the rest of the fossil fuel industry? Even bloody-eyed, Gaffe-atronic Joe 3000 wants to shaft you. Better learn to code or something, because your good job is history. Weird how all the sacrifice once again falls on those out in the hinterlands and not on the blue coastal city swells, huh? But you’ll be able to rest easy knowing that our moral superiors in Brooklyn and Alexandria and Santa Monica enjoyed showing you sweaty rubes who’s really the boss by impoverishing you. Because that, and not the weather in a century, is and always has been what the “climate change” hoax is really all about.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: climatechange; dncstrategy; envirowhackos; liberalfascism; schlichter
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To: tired&retired

Sure there is. In the center of the milky way is a black hole, There is a side that faces the solar system’s place in one side of the galaxy’s arms. There is a side that faces away from the solar system.

All I’m saying is that our actual view of the light photons emanating from that hole includes both the side facing and the side facing away.


41 posted on 09/12/2019 2:42:27 PM PDT by C210N (qui)
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To: C210N

I’m familiar with the scientific theory and find it problematic.

I’m waiting for the actual photos to be released and not the artist’s rendition.

I understand it will be soon.


42 posted on 09/12/2019 4:49:23 PM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: tired&retired

I watched this video several days ago which presents the theory you stated. I am a skeptic.

https://youtu.be/zUyH3XhpLTo


43 posted on 09/12/2019 4:52:43 PM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: tired&retired
I found this *very* interesting... check it out or browse thru if you have a moment (total 9 min):

How to Understand the Black Hole Image

Using my every day intuition I wondered: will we see the "shadow" of the black hole even if we're looking edge on at the accretion disk? The answer is yes because the black hole warps space-time, so even if we wouldn't normally be able to see the back of the accretion disk, we can in this case because its light is bent up and over the black hole. Similarly we can see light from the bottom of the back of the accretion disk because it's bent under the bottom of the black hole. Plus there are additional images from light that does a half turn around the black hole leading to the inner rings.

What about the black hole "shadow" itself? Well initially I thought it can't be an image of the event horizon because it's so much bigger (2.6 times bigger). But if you trace back the rays, you find that for every point in the shadow, there is a corresponding ray that traces back to the event horizon. So in fact from our one observing location, we see all sides of the event horizon simultaneously! In fact infinitely many of these images, accounting for the virtually infinite number of times a photon can orbit the black hole before falling in. The edge of the shadow is due to the photon sphere - the radius at which light goes around in closed orbits. If a light ray coming in at an oblique angle just skims the photon sphere and then travels on to our telescopes, that is the closest 'impact parameter' possible, and it occurs at sqrt(27)/2*r_s

44 posted on 09/12/2019 5:09:07 PM PDT by C210N (qui)
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To: tired&retired
OMG, GMTA and all that.

For the record, my link is the same interesting 9 min youtube as yours.

45 posted on 09/12/2019 5:10:17 PM PDT by C210N (qui)
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To: C210N

I want her it a couple of days ago and discussed it with a friend.

I plan on discussing it with another friend I will see tomorrow evening who is a retired astrophysicist. He was in charge of the NASA SETI Project. He’s my go to on frequency of light and consciousness research I’m doing.


46 posted on 09/12/2019 5:37:48 PM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: tired&retired

Darn spellchecker on phone is getting worse.

I watched it a couple of days ago and discussed it with a friend who I sent the link to.

I plan


47 posted on 09/12/2019 5:39:48 PM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: C210N

Yes, that was funny.

I perceive a spiral galaxy and the black hole like an hourglass. We are in the visible positive matter side, the other side is the anti-matter side and the black hole connects the two. Thus my statement about the other side of the black hole being a big bang.

Everything must balance in a system.

Not necessarily true or accurate, but my perception.


48 posted on 09/12/2019 5:47:39 PM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: C210N

There was an interesting news story that our black hole, which is 26,000 light years away, is getting bigger.


49 posted on 09/12/2019 5:50:50 PM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: central_va; tomkat; rktman; Kaslin

http://surfacestations.com/


50 posted on 09/13/2019 12:56:21 PM PDT by 4Liberty (The taxpayers can always take one more for the team. - The Government)
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To: Grampa Dave

Awesome post! Nice summary by Truman.


51 posted on 09/14/2019 10:20:30 AM PDT by GBA (Here in the matrix, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.)
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To: GBA

Truman’s summary shuts up most liberals I still run into.


52 posted on 09/14/2019 3:44:11 PM PDT by Grampa Dave ( The line that separates satire and Democrats and Stupidity has vanished. (thanks to jonascord)!)
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To: tired&retired
Why is the “black hole” at the center of our galaxy suddenly getting brighter?

Maybe it's getting smaller. Because it's full. The event horizon will eventually close. As it gets smaller, more light escapes from the stars that were once not visible.

53 posted on 09/19/2019 10:06:21 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: C210N

You should have just said, there is no opposite side.


54 posted on 09/19/2019 10:10:20 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: abclily
People who say they believe in man-made climate change are idiots, liars, or both.

Remember back when everyone believed in the 'butterfly effect'? Maybe it's butterfly-made climate change.

55 posted on 09/19/2019 10:12:56 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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