How about having people getting down on their hands and knees with scrub brushes and buckets? Nah, they would look like washerwomen and many of them were black in the plantations of the south. Can’t have that.
Or they could let the poop dry to dust and then broom it off the sidewalks. Nah, they would look like the black stable hands that shoveled out the horse poop. Can’t have that, either.
It’s a conundrum. I guess the best thing they can do is leave the poop where it was deposited and that way nobody is offended.
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I think that would be best. Anyone who objects to that is clearly a racist.
Or, they would look like the Baltimore housewives from the days before it became a s***h*** city.