“No respect I tell ya! I was a neglected kid. My parents never took me anywhere. I said “Dad take me to the zoo!’’ He said “Don’t worry when they want you they’ll call’’.
My FAVORITE:
Rodney: “My doctor tells me that he needs to run some more tests. He says he needs a stool sample, a blood sample and a urine sample.....so I gave him my underwear!!”