[musicman]

My FAVORITE:

Rodney: “My doctor tells me that he needs to run some more tests. He says he needs a stool sample, a blood sample and a urine sample.....so I gave him my underwear!!”

[frank ballenger]

Thanks for the joke. I think.

[jmacusa]

My favorite: “No respect I tell ya. I told my kid “Someday you’ll have children of your own!’’. He said “Yeah, someday so will you’’.