[sparklite2]

The tiny panties were the most disturbing part of more than $2,000 the pedophile spent

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It is even more disturbing that tiny panties are on sale at a jail shop.

“Can I help you, inmate?”
“I’d like a six-pack of girl panties, and three bras.”
“Here are your panties, inmate, but sorry. We are out of B-cups in a size 42.”

[dfwgator]

Second Prisoner: Sir, if I may redeem myself, I understand the play you’re doing is “Gigi”. I thought I might sing one of the songs from the original show.

Director: Go ahead, Mr. Sankyou.



Thank heaven for little girls,
For little girls wear tiny underpants,
And sometimes they pull their dresses over their heads,
And they go walking in a deserted lot without anyone else around..