[dfwgator]

Second Prisoner: Sir, if I may redeem myself, I understand the play you’re doing is “Gigi”. I thought I might sing one of the songs from the original show.

Director: Go ahead, Mr. Sankyou.



Thank heaven for little girls,
For little girls wear tiny underpants,
And sometimes they pull their dresses over their heads,
And they go walking in a deserted lot without anyone else around..

[sparklite2]

The image doesn’t post for me.
With some trepidation, I ask,
“What is it?”

[sparklite2]

Next day ...

“Can I help you, inmate?”
“Did my bras come in yet?”
“Yes. Why are you so anxious
to wear a bra, anyway?”
“Oh, I don’t wear them. I cut
them in half and sell them to
the other inmates.”
“Sell them as what?”
“Beanies with chin straps.”