[Gay State Conservative]

Lawns...dental floss...you name it,it's racist.
And bad for the environment.

[frank ballenger]

It’s still okay to laugh on FR,right? Then LOL.
The lawn is racist-——even though it’s green. That’s rare.

[Boomer]

Ummm... weeds need to be kept at bay too. Maybe not every week but certainly often enough to prevent it from becoming a fire hazard when it dries out.

So lawns are really a fire prevention device and they look nice. Plus they make needed oxygen.

Everyone can sleep peacefully dreaming about little unicorns and rainbows again.

[Zathras]

I was just watching a video on the Red Army Faction done by the BBC.
It is shocking how they used the same words, the same people (Intellectuals and students)and the same justification.

I’m beginning to think Antifa and the new uber-left is all being run from the old East Germany.

[katnip]

Only white people value neatness, cleanliness and order apparently.

[lonevoice]

Now we know how “they” can tell we’re secret racists...our lawns are dog whistles!

[W.]

Another concocted load of crap from the nyt...

[frank ballenger]

lawns come on the backs of slaves....

Also known as illegals here from crossing the southern border. Many snow removal and lawn care places employ fully legal and illegal Latinos. Not as many African Americans. At least around here. Same as roofers. Paid low but not slaves.

The lawn itself can still be racist.

[Paladin2]

Manhattan is totally unsustainable...

It needs to be evacuated and put down.

[rightwingcrazy]

“Lawns Are Symbols of Racism and Bad for Global Warming”

Newspapers are worse.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Here is your typical "woke" progressive Baltimore lawn:

[Fungi]

Remember the old adage "there are no absolutes?" Well, the immoral clowns are living it now, making fools of themselves in the process without knowing it. We are here: “If there are no absolutes by which to judge society, then society is absolute.” Francis Schaeffer, How Shall We Then Live? (Old Tappan NJ: Fleming H Revell Company, 1976), p. 224.

[Rebelbase]

““By the 1870s we also see American culture slowly start to embrace lawns for the privileged masses,” “

Five years after slavery ended. There were no slaves cutting grass at this time.

Lawns are a by-product of prosperity. Once regular work weeks were established and a man could have weekends off lawns became popular as a way to enjoy one’s property.

[BigEdLB]

Sometimes there are no words for minds being consumed by maggots

[Reeses]

Swimming pools are even more racist. They make dark people even darker and drown many of them. </s>

[Don W]

Mow the Lawn

[GnuThere]

My white lawn boy and his wife work awfully hard running their own business...I wonder if I should pave over my yard though, just to be sure I’m not offending somebody.

[adorno]

Why are people still referring to the NYTimes as a newspaper?

It hasn’t been that for a very long time now.

It’s no better than the gossip tabloids at the check-out counters, but the tabloids do serve a better purpose.

[Fiji Hill]

In his book The Cooling (Englewood Cliffs, NJ: Prentice-Hall, 1976), Lowell Ponte argued that lawns contributed to to the global cooling that was seen at the time to be an existential threat to the planet.

[TigersEye]

An unmown lawn is a fire hazard. Fires release sequestered CO2.

People who don’t mow their lawns are contributing to GlobalClimateWarmingChange.