The FBI is on the case. Across the entire world, thousands of elites will be sleeping contently tonight knowing their crimes will continue to remain hidden to the world.
Of course, they do not understand the ultimate judgement which awaits. But for now, knowing the FBI is on the case is a major stress reliever.
“...the Bureau of Prisons announced that the FBI has launched an investigation into the apparent suicide of the convicted sex offender.”
It must be true - no one could make up a scenario like this. I simply could not refrain from laughing when I read that.