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They didn’t think he’d be able to hang himself with his own intestines. Boy we’re they wrong.

[Tunehead54]

I'm just looking forward to the whitewash; fabrications, outright lies and obfuscations. My bet is the suicide watch guy had an early breakfast at a nearby restaurant and was in the restroom reviewing the latest posts on Hillary's Media Matters for only an hour before discovering poor Mr. Epstein hanging from the portable gallows.

Authorities noted that the noose with 13 coils was remarkably well constructed as his obvious attempt to use his own intestines were apparently futile.

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