I saw someone named Phil Collins was nominated for President by the Prohibition Party, having been elevated from VP nominee after the Pres nominee quit. I was gonna sarcastically congratulate you thinking that’s a common name so it was a coincidence but...it’s really you?! Holy crap dude!!!!
The first round is on Phil !
Yes, I’m running for president. Please read our platform. It mentions a lot more than alcohol. It says that we’re pro-life, pro-gun rights, and anti-illegal alien. It states that the federal government should obey the 10th Amendment, especially by abolishing the Dept. of Education. I’ll probably be on the ballot in at least 10 states, including AR, LA, TN, WI, OH, UT, and MS. I’ll probably register as a write-in candidate in some Illinois counties, if I know that I’ll get votes in those counties. The Democrat will easily win IL, so I hope that the majority of IL voters, I know, will vote for me.