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Travel Alert:: Please to stow thermonuclear weapons in approved overhead bins only. All biological weapons of mass destruction must be reported to gate agent and carried in approved containers only. No sippie cups.


2 posted on 07/29/2019 3:23:40 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Monthly Donors Rock!!!)
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To: NormsRevenge

With the thousands of airline flights each day, what are your chances of being on one that a passenger has a bomb?

The odds of two passengers having a bomb must be astronomical.

So to swing things in your favor, carry your own bomb.


7 posted on 07/29/2019 3:38:50 PM PDT by Ed Condon (subliminal messages here in invisible ink)
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To: NormsRevenge

Dang it...Goes into other room and starts unpacking.


15 posted on 07/29/2019 3:45:51 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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