They could spice up the launch narrations by selling sponsorships like NASCAR.
“And we have liftoff of the Gatorade Vega Rocket powered by A single RainX P80 solid rocket first stage booster. As we approach the Pepsi Max Q all systems are nominal and shortly the Red Bull liquid fueled 2nd stage will ignite hurling the Mountain Dew Arab Emirates surveillance satellite into a Taco Bell elliptical orbit....”
With a big-ass Pennzoil sticker on the side of the rocket.
Don’t give Musk any ideas.
Snicker.
Landing your rockets for reuse? Preposterous!!