[posterchild]

Noooo! All of us in flyover country have bibles in one hand, rifles in the other, and long beards flowing sideways in the wind. We don’t have indoor plumbing, electricity, sunlight, or internet. Coastal people need to save themselves and stay in the safety of the coasts.

[mumblypeg]

LOL. What you said.

[stevio]

Exactly! It’s terrible out here, stay put and deal.

[V K Lee]

"Noooo! All of us in flyover country have bibles in one hand, rifles in the other, and long beards flowing sideways in the wind. We don’t have indoor plumbing, electricity, sunlight, or internet. Coastal people need to save themselves and stay in the safety of the coasts"

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All of the above...TRUE.
Above and beyond that, we tend to snore a great deal as well, so don't plan on a good night's sleep.

OTOH - take a tip from Seinfeld
Sleeping in drawers

[Notthereyet]

And bugs! Posterchild, don’t forget about those roaches that measure at least 8 inches in length and 3 inches in width and are not even afraid of the light!