Maybe it doesn’t look so bad to live this way, but you can buy a heck of a house with a $1200 per month mortgage in flyover country.
Noooo! All of us in flyover country have bibles in one hand, rifles in the other, and long beards flowing sideways in the wind. We don’t have indoor plumbing, electricity, sunlight, or internet. Coastal people need to save themselves and stay in the safety of the coasts.