Now you understand why a car bomb along their parade route would be the choice weapon of urban gorillas. Not a direct battle that brings retribution.
The Revolutionary War was not won by confronting the British in open battle.
I am a pacifist, but also a student of strategy.
Better revisit your strategy. It was won by modern warfare (at that time). Muskets may not have been today’s weapons, but a .54 caliber ball will absolutely ruin your day.