DC Restaurants Could Be Fined $800 For Giving Out Plastic Straws

Townhall ^ | Jun 27, 2019 | Timothy Meads

[BenLurkin]

In there with the father rapers and mother stompers

[Impala64ssa]

Imagine if John Gotti Sr. were still around and being warned by “Big Paulie” Castellano not to get involved in plastic straw trafficing.

[deport]

Straws are made from the stem of the wheat plant.

[bobby.223]

OUTFREAKINGSTANDING idea!!!!!

[I want the USA back]

This is the kind of thing that destroys one’s confidence in the law. It is a law that criminalizes a non-crime.

The government loves to do this. You say “he” to a man. Your cat goes out for a walk on your grass. You’re arrested and you have a criminal record.

[the OlLine Rebel]

That could be more useful than the paper. I just remember the colorful paper straws that could be made.

[Go Gordon]

Sue under ADA laws. I often need a straw because I only have use of one hand.

No offense intended, but I only use one hand to drink. Am I missing something?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I’m going to start a cartel to sell these where they’re criminalized. I guess that would make me a plastic straw lord.

[bgill]

What about plastic drink cups, lids and coffee stirrers (you know, tiny plastic straws)? What about plastic forks? What about plastic water bottles?

[NativeSon]

Straw laws shall be enforced but we can’t defend our borders and must not detain illegals.

[LeoTDB69]

Note to self:

Buy boxes of plastic straws.
Go to McDonalds.
Sit in a booth and sell them $1 each.

[seawolf101]

Buy boxes of plastic straws. Go to McDonalds. Sit in a booth and sell them $1 each.

Sounds like a job for a homeless person. But then that would be work and it could be a problem for some people.

[unixfox]

So if I walk into a restaurant I don’t like, I bring a few extra plastic straws and call the straw police. That’ll fix em!

[Covenantor]

Alice’s Restaurant. ...criminal hangout
;>)

[LeoTDB69]

“Sounds like a job for a homeless person.”

It’s not meant to be a job. More like a thumb in eye of a ridiculous law.

[Covenantor]

“Hey, goomba, there’s big money in da China White....plastic straws that is.”

[Larry Lucido]

"I'm a bootlegger, baby!"

[Covenantor]

LOL!

[TADSLOS]

[matt04]

How dare they mis identify a plastic straw. It’s a drink conveyance device. bigots.