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To: Albion Wilde; Bob Ireland

Aye! The pipes laddie.
Tis a beautiful sound.

Wait...Wut? You stepped on the cat?
Well, kick me in my sporren!


4 posted on 06/26/2019 7:47:32 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Did you know that the C_A is the largest venture capital source in the world?)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Don’t be dissin’ the pipes.


5 posted on 06/26/2019 7:48:33 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Cletus.D.Yokel wrote:

“Aye! The pipes laddie.
Tis a beautiful sound.

Wait...Wut? You stepped on the cat?
Well, kick me in my sporren!”

Alba gu brath !


14 posted on 06/26/2019 7:52:30 AM PDT by WildHighlander57 ((WildHighlander57 returning after lurking since 2000)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
There once was a fine Scottish lad who left the land of his birth to emigrate to Australia.

A few months later, he wrote home to his mother, quite distraught:

Dear Mother,

Australia is a terrible place! Oh, how I hate it here and wish to be back home!

The people are crazy, yelling at me all the time in a language I cannot understand. My neighbor on one side never stops screaming, and the couple across the hall are fighting constantly. Just yesterday, my upstairs neighbor threw himself out of the third story window and died...

It is just terrible here, and I miss you. But I am following your advice and keeping to myself, and practicing my pipes four hours a day...

Love, Scotty

25 posted on 06/26/2019 8:02:53 AM PDT by Haiku Guy (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Aye! The pipes laddie.
Tis a beautiful sound.

Wait...Wut? You stepped on the cat?
Well, kick me in my sporren!

ROTF!


49 posted on 06/26/2019 8:33:33 AM PDT by Dawgreg
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
***Aye! The pipes laddie***

AG Barr as Braveheart? ;^)

53 posted on 06/26/2019 8:39:05 AM PDT by Bob Ireland (The Democrat Party is a criminal enterprise)
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