Notes from a 1990s Bergdorf shopaholic: The E. Jean Carroll story about Trump doesn't add up

American Thinker ^ | 06/22/2019 | Monica Showalter

[miserare]

What store? Frederick's of Hollywood! 😹😻👠👙

[dandiegirl]

After what happened to Brett Kavanaugh, I don't think too many believe these crazy accusations that surface 30 years later with no witnesses or evidence.

[Drumbo]

This circa 90's photo reveals a broken hand from fending off attackers with Raggedy Ann fetishes, however her own account of the alleged "rape" involved no self-defense, only extended laughter. I just can't picture Trump being attracted to this asexual Warholian twit or risking the consequences.

[Mr Rogers]

Here is all one needs to know: She was supposedly raped in a busy store AND NO ONE HEARD A SOUND FROM HER.

If someone tried to do to my wife what this liar claims Trump did to her, there would be blood shed and enough screaming that they would have heard it from 6 blocks away.

[bitt]

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[Black Agnes]

As I’ve said on a previous thread. She was in her early 50’s when this supposedly took place.

Raise your hand if you think Trump has ever boinked a 50 something female...

(keeps hands by side)

[bgill]

That may be the outfit - yeah, sure, uh huh, she kept it along side the Clinton blue dress. But that is definitely not her/it/whatever that freak is with orange hair in pictures.

Happened to be channel surfing this am and saw The View creatures talking about the rape-rape. I stomached them about 30 seconds and had to click off.

[bgill]

Trump never had to go slumming.

[bgill]

No way is that her. Yeah, she still has the outfit from 40 years ago and looks all of 20-something. No way. This is her from 2 years ago:

[9YearLurker]

Actually all the skin work possible, but other tricks there such as to cover up her crow’s feet with that Annie Hall cut and the old trick of older women putting a scarf around their sagging neck.

She’s wearing a wig.

[NorthMountain]

Why didn’t Carroll scream?

Because she wasn't there. There was no incident. Her story is a fabrication. To borrow from The Bard: it's a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.