To: marktwain
can I just bring a PETA employee and just feed him/her to the bear?
4 posted on
06/14/2019 1:19:48 PM PDT by
max americana
(Fired libtards from our company & did so happily at every election since 2008. I hope all libs die.)
To: max americana
"can I just bring a PETA employee and just feed him/her to the bear?"After scanning some photo's of PETA employees
- There's a good chance you'll be able to outrun the PETA employee.
- There's a 80/20% chance the bear will be well satisfied as many of them are well marbled.
- If the bear sees their face first, he might lose his appetite, but that works too.
10 posted on
06/14/2019 1:30:57 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: max americana
“,,,can I just bring a PETA employee and just feed him/her to the bear?...”
Bring a crippled democrat...pretend you are trying to help them enjoy nature.
12 posted on
06/14/2019 1:36:55 PM PDT by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: max americana
My elk hunting buddy, a true deplorable before it became fashionable, said that predators attacking and even eating humans in the wild had no downside because the predators only eat liberals, and thus provide a beneficial service to the human gene pool by raising the average IQ...
His theory went that conservatives are highly intelligent and therefore were always armed in the wild and could survive...
Sound theory? I think so...Go armed...
51 posted on
06/14/2019 3:39:02 PM PDT by
elteemike
(Light travels faster than sound...That's why so many people appear bright until you hear them speak)
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