It’s outrageous to think the Department of Agriculture would be forced to relocate to where they actually practice agriculture. It’s inhumane, I tell you. Why, there’s probably not even a Starbucks nearby. Those people in Kansas live like primitives!
Kansas City is in Missouri. This is the Kansas city they are going to relocate to. (Not the Kansas City in Kansas, which is just next to the Missouri city.)
Lots of people in NE Kansas. Out west it can get pretty desolate. This is a picture of A Kansas Suburb just outside of Kansas City.
So, the Federal employees. I hope they all stay in DC and learn coding or how to be a barista or baristo. (Does barista have a gender ending?)