How about in some woods in Montana instead.
[About as close to DC as you can get.]
DiFi needs a new staffer after the Chinese spy got busted...
How about 6 under?
There are couple of Islamic camps in VA.
I am familiar with one, although I have not been near it in 10 or 12 years. It was/is in Red House VA, which is little more than a crossroads country store south east of Lynchburg
Wonder if that is why he picked VA?