[hal ogen]

Hahaha. Any business owner who wants his business to succeed would never hire any of these worthless liars and scum bums.

[Carriage Hill]

“...6-7...”?
There should be have been hundreds laid-off.

[existentially_kuffer]

>>>“I have no idea where that crazy rumor came from,” she said. “We have recently offered a voluntary buyout option for employees, and just over 100 people voluntarily decided to take it. That’s it. We have nearly 4,000 people at CNN … and around 100 of them exercised the option for a program that was offered. That’s it. Those are the facts.

It’s so true... CNN generates fake news!

[righttackle44]

If CNN were a 1950s movie character, a friend would have walked with him down a dark hallway, exchanged glances with him, and stopped in front of a dark room. The friend would have reached around the door jamb, turned on the light. In the room would have been a desk and a chair--no other furniture.

Neither the character nor the friend would have offered to shake hands, but the character would give the friend one last look and entered the room, shutting the door behind him. The character would have contemplated the room, then the desk. He would have sat down and taken a deep breath. Then he would have reached down to the bottom drawer, opened it and pulled out a revolver.

Outside the door, the friend would have lit a cigarette--one of those small, filterless kinds--and waited.

Sooner or later, there would be a single gun shot from inside the room, then a thud.

That would have been the final end of CNN.

[Lockbox]

CNN’s Health Unit terminated due to lack of health? What was the prognosis?

Did the treatment not work? Maybe under their health care plan there was no support for those in a terminal situation.

Did Delirium set in? Not uncommon for a high-risk population such as CNN employees to experience delirium in these situations.

Hopefully CNN held an intervention to assist with end of the health group to address emotional and existential needs.

[Chode]

learn to code b1tches...

[thoughtomator]

So CNN even lies to its own people, why is this not surprising?

[simpson96]

“...unexpectedly”

Bwaa-hahaha.

[Nifster]

Shelter is a joke

[Grampa Dave]

More good news for this month and in time for the Memorial Day Weekend.

[Grampa Dave]

[M Kehoe]

Karma is a female dog.

5.56mm

[Maris Crane]

WOW, they even do “fake news” to their employees.

[Lexington Green]

CNN has only one Division - The Hate Trump Division.

[Grampa Dave]

““I have no idea where that crazy rumor came from,” she said. “We have recently offered a voluntary buyout option for employees, and just over 100 people voluntarily decided to take it. That’s it. We have nearly 4,000 people at CNN … and around 100 of them exercised the option for a program that was offered. That’s it. Those are the facts.”

The company, I worked for decades did the same and offered an early out. About 150 of the long time best sales people and a few managers took the option, including me.

The same bs came from our HR as above. About a year later an entire sales division of over 240 reps and 20 managers were laid off with minimal benefits.

Then, they got serious about firing people across the board.

Next, in one morning, they closed down 80% of the home office in a brutal walk to a security compound with a Kinko box to hold their personal items. Then, security people escorted the parking lots and their cars and insured they left.

HR was still saying this was just normal.

The last layoff was everyone. All, of the remaining employees had to go to a new central parking lot and leave their cars to ride minivans to trailers assigned to letters of the alphabet like A-k.

In the trailers, they got their termination papers and the Kinko box with their personal items. They signed non disclosure and adios papers.

They were then escorted back to their cars and told to leave via a new one way exit onto city streets.

City police were there on the outside city streets and had put up no parking signs for a few blocks outside of the gates. That forced the newly fired to drive into a not too desirable area of the city.

Few if any parked to talk to each other. Cell phones were a rarity at that time. A few people stayed to talk to others, and those few shared the above and then went home.

Zero warnings came from HR after the first voluntary layoff.

A friend, who was among the last fired, complained that he had no idea what was coming.

I told him, that saying that was like walking in a no walking railroad tunnel with the lights of a locomotive and its noise coming behind him. Then, being surprised that theY got ran over by a train in a train tunnel with trains obviously behind them.

So who is next at CNN?

[fortheDeclaration]

I thought CNN said that there were no layoffs coming!

[Pollster1]

CNN employees never know what’s happening in the real world. Those anti-American professional liars get no sympathy from me.

[seawolf101]

We should start a rumor that CNN is laying off all homosexual reporters and anchors.

[spokeshave]

They can learn to code.