It took two to write this crap???
How inane are these idiots that wrote this.... Even if you’re drunk you don’t write a slur. Slurring because of inebriation is caused by the brains lack of ability to control certain motor functions. It does not translate in a “slurring” of the written word.
If someone is drunk while writing they might misspell words or write a sentence that doesn’t make a lot of sense but they wouldn’t freakin slur.
I think a better likelihood is the authors of this nonsense piece were drunk.
Perhaps he was dictating ...