Posted on 05/12/2019 9:27:48 AM PDT by a little elbow grease
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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
And what a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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...... no respect.
“I asked the cab driver where I could find some action — he took me to my house.”
Speaking of that, I have really been wondering how much AOC might like sex. She is a very good looking girl except when she is doing her Mr. Ed imitations.
;-)
........ roll call
urban dictionary is your friend.
An Ann Lander’s fan, I see...
Nobody is hitting that.Nobody,even laz.
I say, “Thank You”.
LOL
I’d hope most conservative men have conservative wives and enjoy their God blessed marriage bed with great joy.
LIB asshat women better worry about the long-term cat supply. When it is obvious they are LIBtards, no man should touch them. They are pathetic lunatics...ALL. They are not worth the risk. I hope they enjoy their loneliness and their crappy cats.
Don’t feel bad. I’m a woman and I don’t understand ANY of what she said. LOL
Several thoughts.
1. I don’t think her idea will win her any votes.
2. I thought her kind was already boycotting all men.
3. “But he told me he was a liberal.”
4. How many stereotypes does this woman fit?
Not a problem since Conservative men are not interested in crazed irrational hostile liberal women.
In process of searching...
Don’t Touch Me Just Because I’m Topless
...after I presented myself as a sexual being, I was treated like a sexual object—one that was there for men’s gratification. I was up for grabs, literally
The confusion on sexuality out there is beyond the pale
Thanks for the definition, as I’ve been trying to figure out what B.O.B. could possibly mean.
A similar thing in ancient Greek literature (Lysistrata) worked to end a war but I doubt that the “callers for” in this case are even aware of story or worth the attraction to have any effect!
Not working over here ....
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The new “Lysistrata” of the Democrats?
LAZ: Would you touch her with a 10 foot pole, or just run the other way?
“Hard up, horny and Democrat psycho” is no way to go thru life, lady.
However, Target has bananas on sale for 29 cents a piece.
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