[a little elbow grease]

“My wife cut me down to once a month, I’m lucky, because the other two guys she cut off completely.”

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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.

And what a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

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...... no respect.

[dfwgator]

“I asked the cab driver where I could find some action — he took me to my house.”