To: a fool in paradise
Wouldn’t smelling bacon and taking in that rich aroma be same as consuming bacon????
Maybe we should make tasting bacon part of becoming a citizen.
3 posted on
05/09/2019 5:33:37 AM PDT by
taterjay
To: taterjay
DARPA is working on a bacon bomb!
8 posted on
05/09/2019 5:35:39 AM PDT by
ealgeone
To: taterjay
I think she's suffering from delusions caused by bacon withdrawal.
She lusts for it and her body is compensating.
Think of it like a phantom limb after its been amputated but you still “feel” your fingers.
9 posted on
05/09/2019 5:36:16 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
To: taterjay
#Triggered
11 posted on
05/09/2019 5:37:58 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
To: taterjay
I carry a small bag of Bacon-bits at all times. Just in case.
I am not compelled by law to notify when shaking hands...
20 posted on
05/09/2019 6:09:10 AM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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