If by some insane work of the devil he became president, it would be difficult to keep a revolver out of my mouth.
But instead I would just liquidate my 401k. And by liquidate I mean spend it all on Jack Daniels.
Put it all in the cellar, go down there and lock the door, and never be heard from again.
I tried but couldn’t find anything wrong with your plan. I’d probably start doing drugs again. Lot’sa drugs.