“Why did such a terrible thing happen, Mommy?”
“It happened because God was angry, dear.”
“Why was God angry, Mommy?”
“It was probably something you did.”
>>It was probably something you did.<<
Every time you masturbate, an island gets hit with a hurricane.
Charlie: When I was a little girl, my mother spoke of a prophecy, of a time when all the world would be covered in darkness and the fate of mankind would be decided. One night I finally got the courage to ask my mother, why God was so mad at His children. “I don’t know,” she said tucking the covers around me, “I guess He just got tired of all the bullshit.”
—from the movie LEGION