Could have been a Bigfoot too.
Dennis Mathisen, a longtime business associate of Irwin Jacobs, told the Star Tribune Wednesday afternoon that Irwin killed his wife and then himself. Both were 77.
Health issues?
Money issues?
Mercy killing followed by I don’t want to live without you or with what I’ve done.
Much more likely
Epstein and Pedophile Island.
One of the Bronfman daughters (heirs to the Seagrams liquor fortune; bail was set in Federal Court in New York at $100 million).
Former Speaker of the US House of Representatives Dennis Hastert caught making structured payments (set up to evade reporting requirements) of hush money to someone he molested when he was a wrestling coach and they were a teenager.
What's-his-face, Kraft, caught getting a handy in a sleazebag oriental "massage parlour" during Super Bowl week when he could've easily afforded $1000/hr call girls.
Oh yeah, then New York attorney general Elliot Spitzer and a high-priced call girl (he was "Client #9").
And there were 28 people arrested during the Final Four and 58 people freed; during a sting operation.
Not automatically far-fetched.