[an amused spectator]

And, his arrest record, public documents, can reveal his current address

Pretty sure I know where Robert Dale Truax Sr & little Bobbie's mumsy live.

And little unemployed Bobbie probably lives in their basement... ;-)

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

You might want to change that to “...hides from the public in daytime in their basement.”

You loading up on water ballons, the vehicles there might need a midnaight “flash cleaning”. Text your friends!

Oh, and, put the ballons in the freezer for the day.