[dayglored]

> If you’re a “woman”, shouldn’t you at least put the seat down when you’re done shaking your snake?

Could be a real woman.

I've known a couple of real women who, in the absence of paper seat-covers, will put the lift-able seat ring up, and stand/squat on the (more stable) porcelain edge of the toilet bowl, so they don't have to put their butt directly on the seat. And then they don't put the seat ring back down.

Of course, we're talking about somewhat young women here -- after all there's a certain amount of gymnastic ability required to pull off that cunning stunt.

[Salamander]

I see what you did there.