Posted on 04/01/2019 11:18:36 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Nah, but his injuries would be worse. #ISawWhatYouDidThere
What you did . . . I see it!
You can get away with krap like that if you got the dough.
society is gettign to be such a lovely place to live these days- peopel are always so nice, so patient, so understanding-
Guilty. She should throw pieces of pizza at her image in the mirror.
No, the charge would be disturbing the pizza.
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“So sorry Mrs. Salami. I sincerely apologize that your scam artist in training brat, err, I mean kid got sick from wolfing down one of our pizzas and mysteriously needs another to cure the sickness. We’ll be happy to make you a fresh pie. We’ll have it ready in a jiffy.” Walks to kitchen, “Hey Mario, Large with extra bacon, extra sausage, triple dose of special (sh*tty customer) sauce, and make sure to grease the pan real good with some pork fat”
“Saleem claimed the pizza she recently ordered made her child sick.”
I dont wonder. Outside of new york, there is no such thing as pizza. Florida pizza? Pfffft. Dont make us new yorkers laugh.
Ragheads are nothing but a nuisance.
She would have been told that battery-throwing is a NYY-fan thing at MLB venues.
He should have offered her free pork topping on her next pizza.
Not guilty. The pizza, that is.
Lol! She would have REALLY gone Jihad then. Especially if he waited till after they had eaten and complimented the meal.
The uncivil bum should be deported. Enough.
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