Posted on 03/27/2019 6:02:32 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
Liberal Jumps Up From Nightmare In Which Trump Exonerated, Avenatti Arrested, Green New Deal Shot Down
PORTLAND, OR—This morning, local liberal woman Meagan Porter jumped up from a terrible nightmare in which Trump was cleared of Russian collusion charges by Robert Mueller, Michael Avenatti was arrested for fraud and extortion, and the Green New Deal was overwhelmingly shot down in the Senate all in just a couple of days.
Porter stated the nightmare was "horrible" and one of her worst in years. "I have no idea where that came from," she said. "Can you imagine if that were real? The mind does funny things when you're sleeping, putting together completely nonsensical ideas in random patterns. Like, the idea of Mueller releasing his report and not finding anything on Trump? Shudder!"
"I'd rather dream about Pennywise the Clown or that I'm back in high school again and forgot to do my homework," she said.
"Whew, I'm glad that was just a bad dream," she added as she stretched her neck and pulled out her smartphone to check the morning news.
You can find idiots like this in any town. Why do we care about this fool? The media has to amplify their own beliefs and this is their mouthpiece today.
LOL!
The Bee is always good for a chuckle.
The satirical Babylon Bee with its made-up stories is often more accurate than the WaPo and its ilk.
They place the story in Portland. Nice touch. I would be willing to bet it really happened, too.
Oh, darn. Just when the story was getting good, it ended.
On another subject, did you by chance see NCIS last night? The setting was the Memphis (SSN 791).
You know this is satire.
There used to be facilities for those types.
You’re not done yet, sweetie - wait til you see what the DOJ does with Mike Obama, Heels Harris and Juicy Fruit
The writer knows real people in Portland for sure—perfect.
Ridicule is mans most potent weapon.
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terrible nightmare, enemies plain and simple. And these enemies are helping our real enemies gain a foothold
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