Posted on 03/15/2019 6:13:28 PM PDT by a little elbow grease
‘Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls’
--- This Beto O’Rourke Poem Is Beyond Belief
Beto O’Rourke’s recently unearthed membership in the hacking group “Cult of the Dead Cow” may not have included the “edgiest sorts of hacking activity,” but it did, apparently, include writing murder fantasies and exceptionally bad poetry.
Writing under the now-exposed pseudonym “Psychedelic Warlord,” a teen-aged O’Rourke appears to be the author of a poem titled “The Song of the Cow,” published in 1988 by “cDc (Cult of the Dead Cow) communications.” “I need a butt-shine,” the poem begins … and it really all just goes downhill from there:
I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.
The poem, for better or for worse, has been preserved forever by the Google Wayback Machine as a part of the group’s former website, cultdeadcow.com.
Here’s a screengrab of the entire poem:
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
The same leftists who crucified Brett Kavanaugh for drinking beer in high school will find nothing wrong with anything Irish Bob did. He could have actually ran children down with his car and they’d call it a youthful indiscretion.
Will appear on T-Shirts for the next 25 years."
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LOL .... if Francis O'Dourke gets elected it may show up on the front of the Oval Office desk.
;-)
Seeing Beto makes me long for the days when the democrat party ran serious candidates, like Michael Avenatti.
Most disgusting part of that bilge .........
People in TX can fall for the most obvious of charlatans!
Have to confess, at 16 I was still chasing teen girls and racing various vehicles; but at seventeen I was a salaried writer at a real radio station (with a real FCC license).
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Not true.......... no one ever said WJC was an idiot. (If they did, they were an idiot.)
In fact, Clinton was pretty damn smart.
I wonder if “Buff my Balls” would be an acceptable screen name. It’s crude, but timely.
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.... about killing children --- See post # 15
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That picture is beautiful. ROFLMAO
A lot more talented than many D candidates - may be overqualified for the nomination. ?
The same leftists who crucified Brett Kavanaugh for drinking beer in high school will find nothing wrong with anything Irish Bob did. He could have actually run children down with his car and they’d call it a youthful indiscretion.
“I despise Beta, but this is a waste of time. I’m sure no one here said, wrote, or did any really stupid shit when they were a kid. The same can be said for MOST criticisms of presidential candidates for at least the last 20 years.”
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I award this the most clueless post of the evening.
Were you asleep during the Kavanaugh hearings? Speaking of kids, don’t forget how viciously the mob went after Nick Sandmann, who was totally innocent.
Remniscent of a pizza joint in DC.
“Seeing Beto makes me long for the days when the democrat party ran serious candidates, like Michael Avenatti.”
Zinger of the week!!
Honestly, no worse than the Vagina Femsplaining Monologues.
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