Posted on 03/13/2019 4:19:20 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
Army to name new attack helicopter after Elizabeth Warren
Published 12 hours ago on March 13, 2019
By Jim Bowie
FORT RUCKER, Ala. The U.S. Army will honor Elizabeth Warren and her Native American ancestry with the latest addition to its helicopter fleet, the AH-68 Warren, sources confirmed today.
The Warren will join the Black Hawk, Kiowa, Apache, and Lakota in the Armys impressive legacy of combat aircraft named after Native American tribes.
The Warren conquered its two chief competitors, the AH-67 Redskin and V-23 Columbus, to win the Army contract.
The Redskin just offended too many white people, and frankly, Im not even sure Redskin is a real tribe, said Army Acquisition Corps Spokesman Maj. Darren Snyder. And the Columbus, well that death trap killed people every time it landed.
Snyder dismissed concerns regarding Warrens Native American ancestry.
Do you really think Harvard hired her just to brag about having a Native American law professor? he asked.
Unlike Warrens heritage, there are no questions about the AH-68 Warrens cost efficiency. The Warren will utilize a collectivized fuel economy, despite the systems legacy of abject failure. Department of National Acquisitions reports show the entire Warren project totaled only 1/1024th of the cost of the Air Forces F-35 Lightning program.
Not everyone shares the Armys optimism about the Warren. College students across the nation accused the Army of cultural appropriation.
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#38. I thought that was the John Kerry and Hillary Clinton “Presidential Travelling Campaign Office”.
#47. Well, if it looks like a re-engineered Soviet Hind attach chopper, you are close because if it involves Warren, it would be classified as a Soviet Behind attack bitch.
I scanned that article... And couldn’t find what the 4 letter bad word for women was. It was on a shirt I think but was blurred out. Do you know what the word is? And for some reason I found myself wanting to go to the northern territory. :)
Hysterical!! Warren chosen over Redskin and Columbus! Funny stuff.
Oh ok I think I got it.... See you in the NT. Lol .. C. U. in the NT.
Oh ok I think I got it.... See you in the NT. Lol .. C. U. in the NT.
LOL, well played!
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