[jjotto]

6. The teacher is a Mormon...

?????

[ssaftler]

6. The teacher is a Mormon...

Don't jump to conclusions. According to a recent census, LDS members account for only about 55-60% of the population. I'd say there's a pretty good chance that this pinhead teacher is most likely a transplant from one of the "tolerant" states on either coast, and is as likely to be a Druid as an LDS member.

[Red Badger]

I doubt it.

Probably a liberal atheist .....................

[P-Marlowe]

6. The teacher is a Mormon...

Too many letters. One too many m’s.

The teacher is a Moron.

_{Is the plural of Moron, Moroni?}