| ...go find a country you can live in, AOC... The Communist world is your oyster: China, Iran, Venezuela, Russia. All great places to go! No Amazon jobs to fuss over. Jobs in the banana fields are plentiful! Electricity, food, and MS-13 gangs are your only minor concerns. Go for it, Comrade Cortez. Pack your Flash Dunce leotards and Che Guavara tanktops. Get in your solar powered car and drive straight down through Mexico. Oh — and wave down that northbound caravan and tell them how terrible America is and how advanced and civilized Guatamala is by comparison. Between power outages, be sure to email and tell us how fun Commie Land is — where the people own the tools of production! (Hammers, sickles, shovels, axes.) Your bartender skills will come in real handy there. Just be real careful of the water. |
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